Shoot The Stork

save the planet, shoot the stork.

Hey guys Happy Hump Day! Heres a free song to enjoy from our upcoming EP. See us play Sat. Nov 3rd @ Rancho Relaxo!

Tracks are up!

check em out in our cool little soundcloud player! Visit our website @ www.shootthestork.com Free for download! Visit our bandcamp page if you want a high quality .WAV version!

Lyrics, ‘Sunny’

She gets me

to forget me

And oh, I suppose

it’s healthy

the disease

Yeah, we’ll watch it grow

and yet we

so gently

seek hands to hold

we’re friendly

oh, attend me!

I’m never so bold

But I’ll take my chances honey

before I grow old

likeable, charming, funny

and handsome I’m told

I’ll take my chances honey

before I grow old

make hay while it’s still sunny

I’ll take on the world

Just let me

forget me

though these days aren’t old

I’m resting

no blessing

I’m never so bold

obsessing

but missing

the pointlessness, doll

my darling

I’m falling

into a black hole

But I’ll take my chances honey

before I grow old

likeable, charming, funny

and handsome I’m told

I’ll take my chances honey

before I grow old

make hay while it’s still sunny

I’ll take on the world

I’ll take my chances honey

before I grow old

likeable, charming, funny

and handsome I’m told

oh, I took my chances honey

but now I am old!

Make hay while it’s still sunny

I’ll take on the world


Shoot The Website

Got a website going on!

www.shootthestork.com

And it’s looking fucken dandy. New single is up there (Sunny), as well as a B-side (You’re With The Band), and another track too…. So what the fuck are you waiting for? Hit the link!

- Dylan

Just The Tip (Shoot The Single)

We’re releasing a single soon… I’m not even sure why I’m writing here, as I can’t say much about it. Teasing I guess =D just the tip! But seriously, we’re looking to release said single in only a few short months from now, along with a few accompaniments to please the eye and ear. If you haven’t already, make sure you head over to the Shoot The Stork facebook page (www.facebook.com/shootthestork) and hit the button that says ‘Like’…. and please don’t press the button that says ‘Free Brownies!’. There will not be any free brownies.

- Dylan

You know what I love about Dylan, well many things, but one of the smaller things is his delightful accent, turning words like “can’t” into “cunt.” I could never pull something like that off. PS> new¬†recordings¬†on the way, our first official release!

Lyrics, ‘Heaven Scent’

Emptily threatens me

but from tasting the air with my tongue

I can see she’s testing me

tasting the fear of the young

I notice that which this focus lacks

oh, I tend this garden’s needs

but filled with bracken, sunflower’s and flax

i am no more than a snake among weeds

Heaven sent an angel

to earth without her wings

poor thing stands there staring at the sky

thinking awful things

Even though we’re pedigree

all raised to look the same

all ten fingers, all ten toes

two eyes, one nose, one brain

essentially this menagerie

needs more than the warmth of the sun

needs less love, needs more pain

requires more fire than fun

Heaven sent an angel

to earth without her wings

poor thing stands there staring at the sky

dreaming awful dreams

honestly thought she held a promise

from God himself

but I guess she lost it

when she fell

Oh, when she fell

all the way down…

Laaaaast Niiiiiight…

…we finished the vocals for our single, and we should be throwing that to the masses very shortly! There are actually two songs we did, ‘Sunny’ and ‘You’re With The Band’ (we’re calling the latter a b-side)…. I did vocals for both a few weeks ago, but my voice was tired, sounded strained, etc. etc., so we did ‘em again and they sound grrrrreat! Also, Joel got some video that we’ll be using to make… well, videos. Duh. Derp. Gosh, I’m tired, recording takes it outta you. But yeah, music videos, singles and tit banners all on the way!

Speaking of tit banners, we performed at the Silver Dollar on Thursday night, and it went quite spectacularly! Some photos were taken, and some links will be posted. There was no tit banner, but maybe, one day soon, there will be. That’s all about that for now, but more soon!

Jam tomorrow,

- Dylan

greenlivetrees asked: could you guys please post some more lyrics? thanks in advance :)

YES =)

you’re welcome in advance.

- Dylan